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A week’s worth of whiskers

October 8, 2010

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Click here to donate if you haven’t already And now, the end is here, but rather than final curtains, it’s more of a short back and sides that I seem to have reached. Sadly (perhaps) after a few months of frivolity, the whiskers have to go – else I’ll get turned away from a wedding […]

What to do with the clippings – part four

October 8, 2010

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    Mmmmm, who likes soy sauce?  Think you’d like it as much if it was made from human hair?  Thought not. But, according to Boing Boing, a few years back a Chinese company got in trouble for making the logical leap that, since human hair is rich in protein, it could be chemically processed […]

First photos…

October 3, 2010

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And so it begins, properly – it’s been just over a day now and so far I’ve had of bunch of people ask me where the Moustache Bar is (apparently there is one, and I should have known!), another group of students ask if they could take pictures and a girl nearly getting hit by […]

Vote for “The 1812”

September 15, 2010

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Surely it’s time to stop all this talk of 1812, but not without one last tribute. So this is that tribute.  The quite phenomenal whiskers from the bloke on the left, and a bounder’s side parting to go with it – a la Lord Lucan, on the right.  Moustache wax and pomade a plenty… (And […]

Vote for “The Devils”

September 15, 2010

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No, not the devil himself with a silly tail and pointy horns (you all missed that opportunity.) This idea is based on Oliver “I’ve tried every form of facial hair I can think of” Reed from the 1971 film, The Devils. But his beard isn’t quite pointy enough, so it’s being coupled with the equally […]

Vote for “The Green Party”

September 15, 2010

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Difficult to know whether it’s more Monster Raving Loony, but having seen the Greens get enough votes in the May elections to return their first MP will this green option do so well? Given Phill’s green proclivities, the fact that it’s the corporate colour (seriously, you wrote this stuff…!) and the number of requests (into […]

Vote for “Shipwrecked”

September 15, 2010

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Otherwise known as “leaving it alone” or “The Man.” Hang on, isn’t this a complete cop out? Well, not really. You see, almost as many people have pledged to donate cash so as not to see Phill get rid of his hirsute appearance as have suggested changes, making this a slight favourite at the outset. […]